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Baby, I love you. True brilliance and inspiration. You just made my life.

So, I went to a gay bar in Beijing. My life is so special, you have no idea. But you will soon. In time. All in time.

Yo, check out my newest blog entry. New video, new insanity.

Word. This blog is ded. D. E. D. Ded.

But Chris, this could totally be our fake blog. ... It can turn into something useful I'm sure.

Hey Chris: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chris
No. 3 ... check it out.

This blog is so dead

Annie and I each have our individual blogs, and I don't think either of us is interested in posting on this one, though I could be wrong. This blog, it's gonna die, yo.